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ask-tinycas:

I think that went well. I think I did a good job pranking.

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jetsetfuture:

Good luck sleeping tonight

dannyqhantom:

i just had to draw this because i feel like screaming tbh

me while playing a game: SHIT! FUCKIN SHIT AHHHGHH GOD DAMN IT THIS IS SO STUPID THIS SUCKS ARGHHH LLFUCKING HELL FUCK THIS GAME I HATE IT FFF FUCKIN SHIT GAME
me when i finish the game: omg that was so good i loved it so much. this is my new favourite game ever.

"Everything? Like, uh… like ignoring us? Or like bolting off with the angel tablet then losing it, ‘cause you didn’t trust me? You didn’t trust me.”

Ah, yes, the perfect combination.

Ah, yes, the perfect combination.

zaynsbro:

legendxofxzach:

One time in a science class this guy was talking about how nerdy girls aren’t cute, but it is kinda sexy when a hot girl can use a microscope so I looked back at him and said, “yeah, it must be nice when a girl can finally see your penis”

god bless your soul